The Blancmange 67 Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Here is some compelling evidence that exposing kids to homosexuals causes them to turn out gay: http://www.wisconsingazette.com/breaking-news/christian-radio-host-warns-that-lesbian-nurses-can-make-kids-gay.html (Lets) say your 11-year-old has broken her leg rather badly and needs to be in the hospital a few days, which would you prefer: a nurse whos proud of her lesbianism, who has rainbow identifiers on her work clothing, or a nurse who does not? She certainly has me convinced. It's credible, evidence-based arguments like this that can stem the tide of tolerance. I'm just grateful I saw this in time. I have an appointment to take my kids for flu shots next week, and now I know that, if I'm not careful and vigilant, they could come home gay.(This message has been edited by the blancmange) Link to post Share on other sites
moosetracker 132 Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 The Blancmange - This has to be sarcastic! How can you take this crap seriously?.. It is not even showing examples.. Just one crazed lunatic spouting alot of wind.. And so up-tight that she couldn't even work up a serious "what-if" !!!! So someone nice with a rainbow pin on their shirt takes care of my child in the hospital!!! Wham!! My child is now a homosexual... Is that the rub-off theroy??? I went to Provincetown MA, and was looking at some christmas ornaments with rainbows on them!! Gee, had I brought one home, my child and his friends may all now be homosexuals! Wow! I am so glad I didn't do that!(This message has been edited by moosetracker) Link to post Share on other sites
packsaddle 753 Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Moose, you're taking it way too seriously. Everyone knows that flu shots cause autism. There's no chance of those children being put at risk of turning gay, they'll never see that nurse. Link to post Share on other sites
moosetracker 132 Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 I think the artical itself is hysterical !!! I am just very concerned if there is anyone who could take it seriously.. Flu shots cause autism!!! Wow, I was offered a free flu shot at work today.. I am so glad I turned it down! Autism at my age is worse then catching when your younger.. Oh wait, that's measles.. Link to post Share on other sites
packsaddle 753 Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Oops, I might have been wrong about that autism...it's actually AIDS. I seem to remember something about jackbooted thugs involved in a CIA conspiracy to infect witless persons who fall for the flu scam. Edit: Oops, sorry. That jackbooted thug thing was an NRA conspiracy theory, NOT a gay rights conspiracy. My bad.(This message has been edited by packsaddle) Link to post Share on other sites
Scoutfish 16 Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 It all sounds like the government conspiracy I been figuring out. In the late '50's and Early '60's , the government brought monkees from space. Sure, they pretended that NASA sent one up, but that was just a cover to hide the fact monnkeys came from space. This was first Contact! They tried to take over our minds by the way of drug use ( monkey sugar) and it failed, so then they tried to convert us through music : IE The Monkees. When that failed, they tried to get us through tv : IE BJ and the Bear, Clyde from the Clint Eastwood Movies, and that monkey that Reagan hung out with. Then next thing you know..Reagan is president. NASCAR starts using NASA type technology and next thing you know, Tim Flock is driving around with a monkey, Time Later dies of aids. Then things get tougher: Monkees are discovered to be responsible for AIDs, the governmet offers "Government Aid". Then Michael Moore and one of his NASA buddies discovers that an alien "Planet of the apes" is pending an attck, and then NASA is suddenly (publicly) finding itself without funds. Then Bill Clinton ( who spanked his monkey too much) and Hillary ( why Bill spanked his monkey too much) start working ofn a National Health Care Bill W Bush kinda looks like a Monkey and almost talkes as legibly as one. Obama's citizenship is questionable and possibly Kenyan of Nature. Kenya has alot of Monkeys. Obama wants to institute mandatory health care......IE Government Aid(s). The Monkey are taking over and our government is an accomplice! Wow, If I had more time to have thought this out...I might have actually come up with something good! Link to post Share on other sites
Novice_Cubmaster 10 Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 This makes perfect sense. My father-in-law was a fantastic ER doctor, and is responsible for 1000's of children choosing to become little old Jewish men. NC Link to post Share on other sites
moosetracker 132 Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Scoutfish - your explanation is much more plausable.. I will need to keep myself and children away from monkees.. Novice_Cubmaster - was it the wearing of the little jewish hat? Or just the jewish accent that turns the children?? Link to post Share on other sites
packsaddle 753 Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Yeah Scoutfish, like the 'Birthers' and most of the Tea Party didn't already KNOW all that. Link to post Share on other sites
Papadaddy 121 Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 The Monkees were gay??? OMG! Link to post Share on other sites
moosetracker 132 Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Yes.. The Monkees were gay.. And buried in their music is brainwashing subliminal messages of "G-G-G-Gay Pride!" Which as we know has turned everyone from that generation into closet cases of gays and lesbians.. And they in turn have hugged & rubbed up against every child born there-after turning them all gay too.. Even the conservatives, they are just too repressed to realize they have been turned.. So instead they lash out in homo-phobic fear, like the lady who posted this news article. We are all gay from 55 on down.. only the 60 and up are the last of the heterosexual breed.. Soon to die out, and then homosexuals will rule the world!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
CA_Scouter 11 Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 My son-in-law has a cousin who insists that the flu vaccine is actually a ploy to get a government controlled electronic chip embedded in your body. I wonder what would happen if a lesbian nurse gave you that shot. Link to post Share on other sites
CalicoPenn 729 Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Lesbian nurse? C'mon - everyone knows that Lesbians are truck-drivers, lumberjacks, steelworkers, police officers and fire fighters. Gay nurses are men. That's how I know this lady is about 10 ants short of a pic-a-nic. Scoutfish - you're buying right into the plan the Dolphins have had - to take over the world and blame the Monkeys.(This message has been edited by calicopenn) Link to post Share on other sites
CCbytrickery 10 Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 My Mother in law told my husband that, because we let our then 1 year old daughter, play with toy cars, she would come out "funny". (Her words, not mine). /blink I really didn't know what to say when he told me that. Link to post Share on other sites
Engineer61 19 Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 (This message has been edited by Engineer61) Link to post Share on other sites
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