packsaddle 753 Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 ...or by request. I remember when they first went into high gear after 9/11 but before TSA got really anal about microwaving things...the nice sexy lady asked me if I was uncomfortable being searched by a woman. I looked at her...her eyes...her...well...anyway, I said, "Is this a trick question?" Link to post Share on other sites
Old_OX_Eagle83 212 Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 packsaddle, sorry about the mix up. Flavor-Aid grape is better anyway Link to post Share on other sites
JoeBob 606 Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Silly uninformed aethieists! It won't be heaven without my dawg, so he's coming with me! Link to post Share on other sites
Basementdweller 608 Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Ya, I hear ya. The B.U.F.F. kinda guy I am..... I don't get patted down.....ever. Link to post Share on other sites
Scoutfish 16 Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 I thought the B.U.F.F usage was reserved for B-52 bombers. Link to post Share on other sites
packsaddle 753 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Not to gloat except, OK, maybe just a little.... Nya, nya, nya, I'm in paradise and you guys aren't....I guess that means that the rapture really DID happen and all of you were left behind, LOL. Too bad...See ya around..NOT. Oops, or perhaps I am merely here for the time being by virtue of a microrapture - those things happen all the time. In that case I may see you soon, or maybe not. It's just so interesting this end-of-the-world prediction scam. Out of morbid curiosity I was half hoping it would happen. But then, I guess no one can prove it didn't, except that if it did the crackpot was left behind too. I suppose the question will remain open except perhaps for some women from Darfur and other remote places who are now doing quite well in another dimension somewhere. But I guess some people quit jobs and will now be on unemployment....now THAT ought not happen for them. They missed the rapture and now they should miss our largess. Maybe they can take it out of the crackpot's hide. The suspense is terrible...I hope it will last. Link to post Share on other sites
Twocubdad 665 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Ten o'clock in the east. Still here.... My wife came in to tell me she hasn't been swept up yet either. She's Jewish! What the heck is she expecting?!? Link to post Share on other sites
packsaddle 753 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Robert Fitzpatrick, of Staten Island, "I can't tell you what I feel right now," he said, surrounded by tourists. "Obviously, I haven't understood it correctly because we're still here." That's right, Robert. You're still stuck here with the rest of us slimes. See, this is what really gets me about all this: the unbridled arrogance of that guy and those like him who set THEMSELVES as the 'standard', the only ones who possess the 'truth'. Just because he's still here it must not have happened. Good grief! It's really all about 'them' as the so-called 'chosen'. I will give Robert part of the statement though - he sure as heck didn't understand something. (This message has been edited by packsaddle) Link to post Share on other sites
Scoutfish 16 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 What really burns me up..what infuriates me more than anything else is that I gave away my entire prized COMPLETE Wayne Newton PEZ Dispenser collection for NOTHING!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Nike 94 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Just to update: The 200 person cake was chocolate-strawberry cream-yellow, gorgeous, and delicious. Link to post Share on other sites
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