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*sigh*

Down and Derby was , er, well, a movie.

 

Well, come to think of it, I might buy a canned sandwich. We do sell canned corn, right? Fundraising...

I can see it now... a cute little Bobcat Cub comes up to the grandmother entering the Safeway, and , looking angelically up at her, says : "Ma'am? Would you like to buy a ham sandwich to support thr Cub Scouts?" I see a future here...

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I can't remember the guy'sname. but saw a stand up comedian on tv once.....who was talking about the peanut butter and jelly that you can buy that is already mixed together:

 

 

"Oh man, I'm just too busy to have to stivk my knife in the peanutbutter jar AND the jelly jar too. Then I have to spread both on my bread too? NO WAY! That's just too much work!"

 

"Why not toss in some croutons and call it a sandwhich in a jar? All you need is a spoon!"

 

:)

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