A scoutmaster and his son were driving in rush hour traffic when an inconsiderate driver cut them off in traffic.  The scoutmaster leaned on the horn with all his might, but not so much as a peep or sigh was heard. The scoutmaster pulled over, popped the hood, and fiddled with the wires for a few minutes.

"Were you able to fix the horn?" his son asked.

"Yep," the scoutmaster replied, "Beep repaired."

Now I have to ask scouter terry for a groan emoji.

 

Dad Joke 😁

Scoutmaster’s Song (with apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan)

 

When A Scouter’s not engaged in his employment (his employment)

or planning to go camping with his Troop (with his Troop)

his capacity for innocent enjoyment  (-cent enjoyment)

Can easily be knocked off for a loop (for a loop)

Our feelings we with difficulty smother (-culty smother)

When some  Scoutmasterly  duty’s to be done (to be done)

Ah, take one consideration with another, (with another)

A Scoutmaster’s lot is not a happy one.

 

Ooooohhhhh…

When Scoutmasterly duty’s to be done, to be done,

A Scoutmaster’s  lot is not a happy one.

 

When the  helicopter parent is  not  hov’ring (is not a hov’ring)

When the Scout is not a-cutting off their thumb  (-off their thumb)

He loves to hear the  bug-a-ler a-bugling  (bugler bugling)

And enjoy his tea while sitting  on his bum (on his bum)

 

When the  PLC has finally decided  (has decided)

Where the Troop should hike on  weekends  yet to come (yet to come)

Ah, take one consideration with another (with another)

A scoutmaster’s  lot is  not a happy one.

 

Ooooooohhhhh,

When  Scoutmasterly  duty’s to be done, to be done, ,

His duty  is often not a happy one.  (happy one).