Choosing my religion

[Trevorum 24]

Speaking of beer ...

 

 

TOP TEN REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN RELIGION:

 

10. No one will try to kill you for not drinking their brand of Beer.

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. You get to choose your own brand of Beer, after you become an adult.

6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake for his brand of Beer.

4. You don't have to wait 2000 years for a second Beer.

3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

 

 

[Vicki 11]

Yea, OGE, KFC to go with the beer!

 

I took that quiz - 100% on the mainline to liberal protestants, then 98% on the Sikhs! Reminds me of that old joke - I'm a schizophrenic and so am I!!

 

Vicki

[packsaddle 753]

I hope my tongue-in-cheek characterizations didn't burn anyone too badly. I will say that I, too, was raised to be one of 'God's frozen chosen'. Perhaps that's why I'm a little hard on them..but my church was second-echelon Presbyterian. We had presidents of well-drilling companies, steel fabrication plants, plumbing companies. The First Presbyterian Church in the city had bank presidents, the president and the CEO of the power company, the phone company...you get the idea. Could have been coincidence, I suppose, except that numerous of my friends have noticed similar things at their towns around the country. You're right, it couldn't be true everywhere. Just havin' fun.