Scoutfish 16 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic, and so am I! LOL! Link to post Share on other sites
JoeBob 606 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Ballad of the Skunk Polecat (Bad language cleaned up for Cub Scouts) I'm hunt ze bear! I'm hunt ze moose! Sometimes I'm hunt muskrat. Dis week I'm take my axe forego hunt ze skunk polecat. Merlyn! Merlyn say is very fine fur. Somtimes is good to eat. I'm tell my wife, she get fur coat. Sametimes, I'm get some meat. I'm walk tree, five, emm seex miles. I'm tink I'm feel strong smell. I'm tink dat polecat she gone and died! Fur coat, she gone as well. Bye'n bye I'm see dat skunk polecat, up next one very tall tree. I'm sneak up close behind polecat. I'm tink he no see me... I'm sneak up close behind pole cat; I'm raise my axe up high... Geesh boom! Dat polecat, he jump up and spreesh right in my eye! Argh! S'cableu! I am blind! GeeCry! I no can see! I run round and round an bump in beeg hard tree! I'm tro down my gun! I'm tro down my axe! I'm light out for de shack! I'm tink ten tousand skunk polecats, de climb up on my back! My wife?! She meet me at ze door! She sic on me MY dog! She say: "You no sleep here tonight! You, go and sleep wid hog." I'm try get in zat pig pen. Now what you tink? Dat mean old hog no stand for dat, on count of awful stink... No more I'm hunt ze skunk polecat! Wid dat fur and meat, I am tru! For eef number one, she smell so bad; what eef he number two?!?!?!! Beavah: How do you do it? Writing that in a dialect just about killed me! Link to post Share on other sites
WAKWIB 107 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 I'd bet Mrs. Beavah types it for him. Link to post Share on other sites
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