A Round of the Quartermaster's Store Song

[OldGreyEagle]

There are Nuns Nuns Nuns

Playing with the guns...

 

There are Vultures, Vultures, Vultures

Getting down with popular culture...

 

There are Youths, Youths, Youths

Seeking timeless Truths

[SWScouter]

There are geeks geeks geeks,

peering down their beeks

at the store, at the store.

There are geeks geeks geeks,

peering down their beeks

at the Quartermaster's store.

 

My eyes are dim, I can not see.

I have not brought my specks with me.

I HAVE NOT brought my specks with me

 

There's a plate plate plate

piled high with bait

at the store, at the store.

There's a plate plate plate

piled high with bait

at the Quartermaster's store.

 

(Chorus)

 

There are dads dads dads

watching all the lads

at the store, at the store.

There are dads dads dads

watching all the lads

at the Quartermaster's store.

 

(Chorus)

 

there is lyme lyme lyme

ten pounds for a dime

at the store, at the store.

there is lyme lyme lyme

ten pounds for a dime

at the Quartermaster's store.

 

(Chorus)

 

There is rice rice rice

watch out for the mice

at the store, at the store.

There is rice rice rice

watch out for the mice

at the Quartermaster's store.

 

(Chorus)

 

There's a hose hose hose

and a boy pickin his nose

at the store, at the store.

There's a hose hose hose

and a boy pickin his nose

at the Quartermaster's store.

 

There's a turkey turkey turkey

gnawing on beef jerky

at the store, at the store.

There's a turkey turkey turkey

gnawing on beef jerky

at the Quartermaster's store.

 

(Chorus)

 

Ok, that's enough for now.

SWScouter

[SWScouter]

There are tables tables tables

With legs like Betty Grables' (Maybe Brian is right, some aspects of scouting could use some updating)

at the Quartermaster's store.

 

How about:

 

There's a dolly dolly dolly

looks like Angelina Jolie

 

SWScouter

[kraut-60]

There were fleas, fleas,

with kilts and hairy knees,

in the store, in the store!

There were fleas, fleas,

with kilts and hairy knees,

in the quartermasters store!

 

Now gents, me mums fra' Glasgow...Govan ta be exact, an I was taught this song as a wee lad. Only one problem is that the more traditional verses are shall we say not scout appropriate!

 

Theres Antelopes who joke,

but dont drink or smoke,

in the store, in the store!

theres Antelopes who joke,

but dont drink or smoke,

in the quartermasters store!

 

My eyes are dim, I cannae see,

I 'ave not brought ma specs wi me!

I 'ave not brought ma specs wi me!

[prairie]

There are mice mice mice

Shooting dice dice dice

at the store at the store

There are mice mice mice

Shooting dice dice dice

at the Quartermaster's store.

 

My eyes are dim, I can not see.

I have not brought my specks with me.

I HAVE NOT brought my specks with me.........

 

[Gonzo1]

There are siblings, siblings, siblings,

buying all the bling bling

at the store, at the store.

There are siblings, siblings, siblings,

buying all the bling bling

at the Quartermaster's store.

 

My eyes are dim, I can not see.

I have not got my specks with me.

I HAVE NOT got my specks with me.........