Just For Fun. Ads Gone Wild!!

[Eamonn 61]

I have been watching too much TV.

As ever the ads are better than the programing.

Thinking about Scouts and catch phrases.

Like the old Nike "Just Do It".

Put one or two together to make a catch phrase for one of our programs.

They can be new or old and could be to do with just a part of a program.

For Example:

Hiking Merit Badge = "Nothing beats a great pair of L'eggs."

Eamonn

[SemperParatus 1]

Like this?

 

The Boy Scout Uniform = "The Quicker Pick Her Upper"

 

Scouting = "Have it your way"

 

Summer Camp Food = "Where's the beef?"

 

Cooking Merit badge = "Mmmm Mmmm Good Mmmm Mmmm Good"

 

Bug Juice = "the Uncola"(This message has been edited by SemperParatus)

[cajuncody 10]

How about for Webelos cooking campfire coffee you use the old Jolt Cola "All the sugar, twice the caffiene".

Of course we all know that Tiger Cubs could use "They're Greeeeaaaat!" or any of the Tony the Tiger ads for that matter.

For any of the programs the old Army slogan "Be All That you can be" would do just fine.

Kristi(This message has been edited by cajuncody)

[SemperParatus 1]

Some more...

 

Eagle Scout = "You've come a long way baby"

 

Shepherd's Pie = "I can't believe I ate the whole thing"

 

Donuts = "Breakfast of champions"

 

Venturing = "Does she or doesn't she?"

 

Scholarship MB = "A mind is a terrible thing to waste"

 

Latrines = "Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is"

 

Sunday Morning Scoutmasters = "Snap, Crackle, Pop"

 

Chaplain = "Ring around the collar"

 

Home from summer camp = "How do you spell relief?"

 

Recruting = "Reach out and touch someone"

 

Announcements = "It keeps going and going and going"

 

Outdoor Essentials = "Don't leave home without it"

 

Buddy System = "Double your pleasure, double your fun"

 

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[Eamonn 61]

Scouting = "The Greatest Show on Earth."

FOS = "And we thank you for your support."

Patrol Boxes = "A great weekend in every box."

Cub Scouting = Something good always comes of it."

Pine Wood Derby Cars = "The ultimate driving machine."

BSA Smoking policy (Duck) = "Making smoking 'safe' for smokers."

Scoutmasters = "Next to myself, I like BVD best."

Eamonn.

[EagleInKY 14]

Here's some old ones for the Class 3 Physical Crowd:

 

"If you think it's butter, but it's not, it's that grease left over from this morning's bacon".

 

"Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special order DO upset us" - From your Summer Camp dining hall staff.

 

"Two great tastes that taste great together" - Hobo Meals!

 

'MMMMM, Good Cracker" - Scoutmaster Cracker Barrels Rock!

 

Sanitary Tablets - "Softens your hands while you do the dishes".

 

"Aren't you glad you use Dial? Don't you wish all your Scouts did?"

 

"The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup", that is if Hops Scout is in your troop and he made it for you before you got up.

 

Exploring - "We're the other guys".

 

Smores, they're "Finger Lickin' Good".

 

 

 

[johndaigler 10]

Cubs: A little DYB'll do ya!

[OldGreyEagle 5]

OA --The best a man can get

 

Wild plant identification --- This Buds for you

 

BSA - I am stuck on Boy Scouts, and Boy Scouts stuck on me

 

High Adventure --- Head for the Mountains.

 

its only one hour a week --- It keeps going, and going and going

 

NYLT --- When you care enough to send the very best

 

Charles Sommer Canoe Base --- From the Land of Sky Blue Waters

 

The national jamboree weather forecast ---When it rains, it pours.

 

[SemperParatus 1]

More...

 

Unprepared Patrol Leader = "Got milk?"

 

Famous Last Words at Camp = "We'll leave the light on for you"

 

Troop Dismissed = "Zoom! Zoom!"

 

The Cursed Charter Org = "Double A-Bleep-Bleep-M CO"

 

Pulling the troop trailer up the mountains in your Hemi-powered Dodge Ram = "Only $3.99 a minute..."

 

Cubmaster Motto = "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't"

[Eamonn 61]

About the new Den Leader = "Everybody doesn't like something, but nobody doesn't like Sara Lee."

 

Commissioner Recruitment? = You only go around once in this life, so you

have to grab for all the gusto you

can get."

 

Wake up time at camp = Nothing does it like Seven-up!"

 

Wood Badge Training = "Ask how. Ask now."

Eamonn.

[cajuncody 10]

Semper wrote "Pulling the troop trailer up the mountains in your Hemi-powered Dodge Ram = "Only $3.99 a minute..."

 

He must have seen me in my Dodge (360 though, not Hemi) I had to stop and laugh out loud at that one.

Kristi

 

[SemperParatus 1]

Why can't I stop...

 

Scoutmaster Dream = "You deserve a break today..."

 

Dutch Oven Cookin = "Nothin' says lovin' like somethin' from the oven"

 

Charter Revocation = "The one beer to have when your having more than one."

 

And I know I'm going to get in trouble for this one, but...

 

Athiests and Homosexuals = "I'd rather fight than switch"

[OldGreyEagle 5]

If its jocularity you want

 

The BSA Uniform- its the cheesiest

[SemperParatus 1]

Board of Review = "You've got questions, we've got answers"

 

Woodbadge = "the first network for men"

 

Knot tying = "Let your fingers do the walking"

 

Follow Me Boys = "Must see TV"

 

Reciting the Scout law = "Is it live or is it memorex?"

 

Cub Scout Badges = "A diamond is forever"

 

My Shorts = "Lifts and separates"

 

To Anxious New Moms = "You're in good hands"

 

Assistant Senior Patrol Leaders = "We're number 2, we try harder"

 

Frustrated Leader = "Give me a break, give me a break..."

 

Wet Tents = "Do the dew"

 

Leave No Trace = "Give a hoot, don't pollute"

 

BSA's policy on religions = "57 Varieties"

 

Blue & Golds = "Celebrate the moments of your life"

 

 

[SemperParatus 1]

Scouts' thoughts = "99.94% pure"

 

The Associated Facilities Liaison to the Assistant Commissioner = "AFLAC"

 

Friday Night Camp Dinner = "Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun"

 

Ground Pads = "Have a good night's sleep on us..."

 

Annual Program Plan = "Its everywhere you want to be"

 

What to say to your wife when she complains, "what are typing on that darn Scouter Forum again..." = "Nut' n' honey"(This message has been edited by SemperParatus)