Frank17 10 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 This was done at my training by the Fox patrol, in costumes as a skit. Very funny. (Longer versions available on the net). If you've ever been driving at 60 MPH and suddenly slammed on the brakes because you thought you saw a Patrol critter at a yard sale... You Might Be A Wood Badger! If you were ever late for work because you couldn't find your patrol flag ... You Might Be A Wood Badger! If your yard has grass 10 inches high but Gilwell Field looks great... You Might Be A Wood Badger! If instead of a night out with the boys, you prefer a night out with the "Bears" or "Owls" or "Beavers"... You Might Be A Wood Badger! If your baby's first words were, "Back to Gilwell" ... You Might Be A Wood Badger! If you don't understand why tuxedos don't come with neckerchiefs and knee socks... You Might Be A Wood Badger! If you think campfire building should be an Olympic sport... You Might Be A Wood Badger! If your idea of a trip to the HolyLand means Gilwell Park in England... You Might Be A Wood Badger! If you list tin foil cooking as a skill on your resume.... You Might Be A Wood Badger! If you bought that '89 Chevy Caprice for the fleur-de-lis hood ornament... You Might Be A Wood Badger! If your favorite color is olive drab... You Might Be A Wood Badger! If you decided to lash together the new deck on the back of your house... You Might Be A Wood Badger! If you plan to serve foil meals at your next dinner party... You Might Be A Wood Badger! If you walk the streets in broad daylight with a coffee cup and flashlight hanging from your belt... You Might Be A Wood Badger! If you raise your hand to the Scout Sign at a heated business meeting... ou Might Be A Wood Badger! If you were arrested by airport security because you wouldn't give up your pocketknife until he said "thank you" ... You Might Be A Wood Badger! If you don't mind losing power to your house for 3 days... You Might Be A Wood Badger! If your son hides his copy of Boy's Life from you (get your own)... You Might Be A Wood Badger! If your plans for remodeling the bathroom include digging the hole deeper... You Might Be A Wood Badger! If you trade your 25 foot center console fishing boat for a 15 foot canoe... You Might Be A Wood Badger! If you disconnect the automatic dishwasher in favor of the "3 pot method"... You Might Be A Wood Badger! If you named one of your kids Baden... You Might Be A Wood Badger! If you are convinced the center of the universe is Gilwell Park, England ... You Might Be A Wood Badger! Link to post Share on other sites
NealOnWheels 73 Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 In another thread I posted this but it fits here just as well: "At your wedding reception your best man leads a round of the Gilwell song and half the groom's side joins in while the bride's side looks on in complete confusion." Link to post Share on other sites
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