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A friend mailed this to me today. As the father of a 13 year old daugher (going on 21) I found it very appropriate!

 

Dad's Dating Rules for Scout Daughters

 

1. You may only date Boy Scouts that have achieved Eagle Scout rank.

 

2. You and your date must wear your scout uniforms at all times

during the date.

 

3. If someone pulls into the the driveway and honks, it better be

UPS and not your date, as he will not be picking you up if he does so.

 

4. All activities on a date must count towards badge work,

be acceptable under the Scout Law.

 

5. The only food on the date will be Girl Scout Cookies or Scout

Popcorn and your date must agree to purchase a minimum of one case.

 

6. At least 2 members of your troop/crew or your leader must

accompany you on a date as a chaperon.

 

7. There will be no Friendship squeezes, and the only thing you will

do with your hands is give the scout hand sign and handclasp.

 

8. The only music you will listen to will be scout campfire songs.

 

9. The word "s'more" will not be spoken on the date.

 

10. You may only swap "Something With A Pin or a Patch"

 

11. On your honor you will only go to a nursing home, church or

homeless shelter to perform service on your date.

 

12. As a Scoutmaster I can tie 100 kinds of knots, build a roaring

fire that can consume anything, and dig a latrine at least 6 feet deep.

I can hike 20 miles in a driving rain with an 75 pound backpack.

I am very familiar with knives and guns. Please be home even

earlier than you promise and don't test my resolve to "Be Prepared"

to protect my daughter.