" By the sounds of the flyer, I bet it has something to do with downhill skiing (swish, swish, swish). What do you suppose the other events are, i.e., A yetis breakfast delight, 
Tug-o-warm, Wheres Ralph, Sparkys swing? Sounds exciting!" 
  
These are all my guesses: 
Tud-o-warm = tug-0-war  
Yeti's breakfast = pancake toss 
Where's ralph? = memory 
Sparky's swing = some sort of COPE low ropes initiative. 
  
by the way, say hi to all my friends in MVC and at WTSR...from your Tower Guy, Luke Palmer