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Eagle86

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  1. Here's one you don't see too often:

     

    Setting is a scientific lab studying Bullfrogs and how far they can jump.

     

    Enter Dr. Guido Panzini (it helps if you can do a thick italian accent or you can change the ethnic background and name of the scientist)

     

    Script:(I'll try to write in my italian accent)

     

    Hello Ima Dr Guido Panzini and Ima gonna see how far thisa Bullafrog canna jump. We gonna use the scientifica methods. I gotta everything measured out here onna the floor.

    (he puts the bullfrog on the floor)

    Okay letsa start the test.

    (He yells)

    Froggy Froggy Jumpa Jumpa.

    (he motions his head as if he is watching the frog jump. he walks a short distance and picks up the frog and places it back on the lab table)

    Thatsa good froggy gotta four legs jumpa 40 feet. Now we gonna cut off a leg.

    (he pretends to write down the results then makes a cutting motion on his pretend frog. he puts the frog down on the floor and yells)

    Froggy Froggy Jumpa Jumpa

    (he goes through the same motions as before with the next 3 legs and the frog jumps 10 feet less each time)

    Now, froggy gotta no legs

    (he puts the frog on the floor again and yells) Froggy Froggy Jumpa Jumpa

    (act as if the frog does nothing. he yells agin)FROGGY FROGGY JUMPA!! JUMPA!!

    (again as loud as possible, bent over screaming at the pretend frog) FROGGY!!!!! FROGGY!!!! JUMPA!!!! JUMPA!!! (then he pretends to write as he says loudly)

     

    Frog No Legs........Deaf

  2. Hey everyone,

     

    I am the new SM of Troop 10 in Concord, NC. Been trying to log on to the forum for a few months now. Glad it finally got fixed. I have 9 years exp as a Cub Scout and Boy Scout Leader. Hope I can learn and share info with you all.

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