Beavah 205 Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 Yah, so Zahnada suggests that ye olde Limericks are da best form of poetry, eh? So here's your chance to show off your talent. A Scoutin' Limerick contest! Any scouting topic is fair, so is jestin' about any forum member (in good taste). You can enter as many times as you like, but only one entry per posting. (that way) Everyone can vote for their favorites by hittin' the little "thumb's up" icon! The award will be the esteem of your fellows, a chorus of Gilwell starting with your favorite critter, and undying fame. Link to post Share on other sites
local1400 10 Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 I'll play. A ship had a leader named Eamon, who everyone agreed was no demon. He said to his crew, "I am pleased with all of you", and spent his day a' beamin'. Link to post Share on other sites
OldGreyEagle 5 Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 There is a fine Scoutah named Beavah Whose skills are as sharp as a Cleavah, I cant always say That I understand his way But with passion for Scouting were Togethah Link to post Share on other sites
cubbingcarol 10 Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 This is my tribute to volunteering in Scouts My hand has a mind of its own Causing me to shutter and groan For I can't stop its lifting My mind still adrifting Past the undertaking I'm trying to postpone. Link to post Share on other sites
Gonzo1 10 Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 We come here to read and to post On the net, where Terry's the host On this we agree Virtual friends we shall be And to Terry we offer a toast! Link to post Share on other sites
Gonzo1 10 Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 We all wear a cap, hat or bonnet With an emblem or bill upon it Whether Shakespeare was best We scouters shall test That a limerick is mo' betta than sonnet Link to post Share on other sites
OldGreyEagle 5 Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 There is a scouter, Eamonn is his name Walking Rory, handling OJ and caring for SHMBO is his fame A Skipper is he As well as anything he would want to be For if its in the game, Ea it's in the game Link to post Share on other sites
OldGreyEagle 5 Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 A certain poster we have here is Merlyn Leroy Whose posts can some of us annoy But if we thought about it And chew on it a bit We would realize he is just expressing his First Amendment rights we all enjoy Link to post Share on other sites
OldGreyEagle 5 Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Kudu, let me know if you me to remove this but I think you will like it, if not, I will remove it There is a fine Scouter named Kudu That knows much more about B-P than I knu While his posts tend to run long One shouldnt say that they are wrong But he certainly thinks less of the BSA than I du Link to post Share on other sites
OldGreyEagle 5 Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 OK OK OK OK OK, just one more and then no more for awhile Ozemu is the guy from down under Where women glow and men plunder I said, "Do you speak-a my language?" He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? Link to post Share on other sites
Aquila calva 10 Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Matthew, Mark, Luke, John or Dick. Baden, Ernest, Daniel or Rick. There are Scouts all around, Fun, camping, advancements abound. They all deserve more than a limerick! (This message has been edited by Aquila calva) Link to post Share on other sites
SWScouter 34 Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 How about Haiku instead of a limerick: Backpack to the site. Set up camp and do scout craft. Boy Scouts we will be. Or not... SWScouter Link to post Share on other sites
OldGreyEagle 5 Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 SWScouter has it now Ideas whose time has come The Haiku is cool (This message has been edited by OldGreyEagle) Link to post Share on other sites
OldGreyEagle 5 Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 LisaBob can tell Woodbadge opens doors for you But you must want it Link to post Share on other sites
SWScouter 34 Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 There was a Webelos den leader. He dreamed of being a three-beader. He took the cubs on an outing. He made sure they joined boy scouting. Now the den's gone, he's lost, oh me dear. Link to post Share on other sites
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