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I guess I can retire again,  but since I am stuck at home and can't leave, could someone please contact these folks and make arrangements?  I'll split the take with you....   

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This is to notify you that your CHECK/CHEQUE is now with UNITED PARCEL
SERVICE to be shipped to your home address because that is the best
option to ensure that you receive your due funds after meetings with
all the state security services. Therefore, the $800,000.00 CERTIFIED
CHECK is with the united parcel service. You to contact the UPS
 
Your Full names
Home Address
Telephone Number
 
Best Regard
Ms Megan Brennan

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$800K??  Is that all?  Hardly worth getting out of bed.

I've got a widow (someplace, cannot recall at the moment) that wants to send me somewhere north of $500 million USD.  All she needs is some basic detail of my finances....

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Not 10% of a Nigerian Prince's fortune is it? I think that was promised to me already.

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1 hour ago, Jameson76 said:

$800K??  Is that all?  Hardly worth getting out of bed.

I've got a widow (someplace, cannot recall at the moment) that wants to send me somewhere north of $500 million USD.  All she needs is some basic detail of my finances....

I had a email a few years ago from one of the sons of Muammar Gaddafi. He needed urgent help distributing money for cancer research and I naturally wanted to help. Still waiting for my 1 million dollars to come through... 

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I am still waiting for certain parts of my body to grow and/or shrink based on the specific emails I received.

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1 hour ago, ianwilkins said:

Not 10% of a Nigerian Prince's fortune is it? I think that was promised to me already.

Hey, my friend in Nigeria had her 1st baby. He's a prince alright. Still got a get a gift out to the happy parents.

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