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Bald Eagle Tired Of Everyone Just Assuming It Supports War


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THE OREGON WILDERNESSFrustrated by the widely held assumption that he unequivocally endorses the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, a bald eagle said Monday that his thoughts on the conflicts were far more nuanced than many Americans might expect.

 

Speaking to reporters from his nest in the upper branches of a 175-foot ponderosa pine tree, the eagle explained that each member of his species was different and none should be taken for granted as a lockstep supporter of American military policy.

 

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/bald_eagle_tired_of_everyone_just

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