scoutmom 10 Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 OOOOOOO, OOOOOOO, I got one! Never try to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time and annoys the pig. Link to post Share on other sites
EagleInKY 14 Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 As the guy in the horn repair shop says: "Beep Repaired". Link to post Share on other sites
Region 7 Voyageur 10 Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 )/\( oOO (_) OOo Link to post Share on other sites
kjamma4 10 Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 Wound my heart with a monotonous langour Link to post Share on other sites
Adrianvs 10 Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 Socrates is a man. All men are mortal. Therefore, Socrates is mortal. Link to post Share on other sites
andrewcanoe 10 Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 If the shoe fits wear it (unless it belongs to someone else) Link to post Share on other sites
OneHour 11 Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Theorem: The less you know the more money you make. Proof: We know that a) Time is Money b) Knowledge is Power and from Physics c) Power = Work / Time By simple substitution: Knowledge = Work / Money Knowledge * Money = Work Money = Work / Knowledge As knowledge goes to 0, money increases to infinity. QED. Corollary 1: Scoutmaster has a $1 in his pocket. Proof: Assumption 1: Scoutmaster: knowledge=lots Assumption 2: Scoutmaster: work=lots Substitute into the above equation Money =lots / lots Money = 1 Conclusion: Scoutmaster only has a $1 in his pocket. QED Corollary 2: Scoutmaster is never wealthy. Proof: Fact: Work (scouting) = constant Fact: Knowlege (scouting)= infinite Substitute in above equation: Money = constant / infinite Money approaches 0. Conclusion: A Scoutmaster is never wealthy. QED Hiking's Law of Energy: E = mc^2 (energy = milk chocolate square) (This message has been edited by OneHour) Link to post Share on other sites
evmori 11 Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Dumb as a mud fence! Link to post Share on other sites
NJCubScouter 1389 Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded. (Attributed to Yogi Berra) Link to post Share on other sites
Eamonn 61 Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 SOCK IT TO ME! (No Please Don't) Eamonn Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Dog 10 Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 The answer is: 42 (all you hitchhiker fans) bd Link to post Share on other sites
evmori 11 Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 #9, #9, #9, #9 Link to post Share on other sites
eaglewings2002 10 Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 IMPORTANT, PLEASE READ Never argue with a dragon. He is big and you are tasty. Link to post Share on other sites
NJCubScouter 1389 Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 If you don't have anything nice to say about someone... come over here and sit by me. (Attributed to Dorothy Parker) Link to post Share on other sites
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