Humorous Camp Announcements

[rjcluvvt 10]

Weather report - Today, partly cloudy, with a chance of rain, clearing by this evening

 

Someone went into my tent, took everything and replaced it with exact replicas . . . I want my stuff back

[scoutldr 732]

And a partial score...New York - 7.

 

From my mariner friends:"Now here this...stand by to stand by. There will be no Beano."

 

Weather for tonight...widely scattered dark.

 

(With apologies to Steve Martin as the Hippy Dippy Weatherman)

[kraut-60 10]

We have a real groaner that comes back every year during summer camp. Its the good news/bad news that happens at the Wed. morning troop assembly. The SPL will announce that he has good news and bad news...the good news is, we are all going to change underwear!

 

The bad news is,...Willis will change with Mark,..Tony will change with John,..Mr.K will change with Dr. Mike...and so on until the groans and outburts of "GROSS"! drownout the near delerious SPL....needless to say, the older scouts love it and the newer scouts are somewhat bewildered. The new scouts always look forward to next years installment.

[OldGreyEagle 5]

I beleive the Hippy Dippy Weatherman with all the hippy dippy weather man was done by George Carlin who still wants to apologize to the former citizens of Sioux City, Iowa who were caught nappin'

[scoutldr 732]

Right you are, OGE...the 70s are just a blur now....sorry, George.

[gwd-scouter 11]

Weather predictions we've heard widely scattered lightness during the day, followed by accumulating darkness in the evening.

 

We've been at assembly in the pouring rain and heard we would be experiencing heavy dew throughout the day.