OneHour 11 Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 I used these to start my lecture, uh, I mean speech to three Eagles at their Court of Honor. Anyone else can add? - What do you call an Eagle scout who just had a crew cut? (or What do you call an older Eagle scout?) A bald Eagle. - What do you call an Eagle scout who has been under the sun for too long? A golden Eagle. - What do you call a Life scout whose 18th birthday is coming up fast and he still has a lot of requirements left to do? wait for it ... ... wait for it ... ... wait for it ... ... wait for it ... ... An in danger Eagle! (endangered) Link to post Share on other sites
Gags 10 Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Just imagine the possibilities if Ben Franklin had his way - would BSA have then created the "Turkey Scout" as it's highest rank? YiS, Gags Link to post Share on other sites
gsdad 59 Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Don't tell this one in Arizona What do you call an Eagle with a cold? An Ill Eagle. Link to post Share on other sites
Eagle92 110 Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 My troop didn't do jokes, instead they told stories about he Eagle some of his "Learning Experiences" along the trail to Eagle. I had a mighty fine roast that nite. Link to post Share on other sites
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