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  • #16
    And now a little ditty!


    • #17
      No Llamas yet.

      I seem to remember a children's book called "Is your Mama a Llama?"

      How 'bout Fernado Llamas?


      • #18
        Llama out of here!

        Please, please llama outta here...


        • #19
          Well it's been awhile and I have yet to see a llama add. But llama tell ya, I just saw an add for a front closing Playtex 18 hour bra with flex back. Ooh la llama.


          • #20
            Maybe uner the title of a petition for a new Wood Badge patrol, the Llama's

            Oh oh oh oh
            I got a Wood Badge Patrol named Llama Llama Llama Llama Ding Dong
            Its everything to me
            Llama Llama Llama Ding Dong
            I'll never set them free
            For Its mine, all mine
            Oh oh oh oh
            I got a Wood Badge Patrol named Llama Llama Llama Ding Dong,
            Its fine to me,
            Llama Llama Llama Ding Dong
            You don't believe that Its mine, all mine
            I love them,
            Love them, love them so.
            That I'll never, never let them go.
            You may be certain Its mine, all mine,
            Its mine all of the time.
            Oh I got a Wood Badge Patrol named Lllama Llama, Lllama Llama Ding Dong
            Its everything to me
            Lllama Llama, Lllama Llama Ding Dong
            I'll never set them free
            For Its mine, all mine


            • #21
              About a month ago I saw some ad for Llamas and Alpacas.
              I tried to reply right then and there, but the 'puter was on the fritz.

              Hunt and OGE were right.

              I think the next thing we should try for surplus diamond abrasives


              • #22
                Heck, I'm still looking for a good turnip twaddler so I can play CalvinBall properly!


                • #23
                  As I started reading this thread I was curious (based on the first post of 'sexcrime') of what I would find in the Sponsored Ads .. so I looked:

                  "Find Alpaca Farms Fast"
                  "Alpaca's For Sale"
                  "Exclusive Alpaca Sweaters"
                  "Luxurious Alpaca Products"

                  I was wondering just how we got from sexcrimes to alpacas and then I read the rest of the thread.

                  Yes, it works.



                  • #24

                    I find this thread to be an inspired piece of work. Congratulations on a most interesting experiment.

                    There is apparently a vast alpaca industry that places ads through google. Following the links gives a glimpse into a world that I've never given much consideration to; the llama husbandry industry. You can buy alpacas or get them for free. You can get sweaters, blankets, all kinds of clothing. You can visit alpaca farms. It seems like every time I reload the page I get slightly different alpaca ads. It's fascinating, in addition to being a tribute to too much free time on my part.

                    Here are the ads I see this time:

                    How To Get Free Alpacas
                    Through Income Tax Deductions! Section 179 extended through 2007

                    Suri Llamas for Sale
                    Over 100 suri llamas, over 30 years experience at WoodsEdge Wools Farm!

                    Raffa Exclusive Sweaters
                    The most beautiful 100% Alpaca Sweaters made in Peru.

                    Free Alpaca info & links from the online authority

                    One notable feature of these ads is that they are mostly for 'alpacas', not 'llamas'. Interesting how that works. Perhaps we should have started out with 'alpaca', but it's not nearly as funny sounding a word as 'llama'.

                    Oak Tree


                    • #25
                      You mean like when we call to the Quartermaster, Hey Al, packa the stuff up on the trailer?


                      • #26
                        I consider the experiment a failure, because I have no interest in alpacas, only llamas.

                        I wonder how much it takes to spark an ad like this? I mean, if I just mention something--say, swizzle sticks, maybe--is that enough?


                        • #27
                          Oak Tree and Hunt,

                          We are getting these results because of the vast alpaca conspiracy. Do your part to fight against if by NOT CLICKING ON THE ALPACA LINKS.

                          Viva la llama! Llamas son muy buenas! Las alpacas son muy malas!(This message has been edited by yellow_hammer)


                          • #28
                            If you cook them right, alpacas make for some mighty tasty grub.


                            • #29
                              Maybe so. But it can't compare to llama stew...

                              Genuine Chilean Llama Stew
                              NOTE: Recipe requires a quite large Dutch Oven, Recommended for entertaining V.I.P's in Camp.

                              3 Medium sized Llamas
                              1 ton salt
                              500 bushels Potatoes
                              1 ton pepper
                              200 bushels carrots
                              3000 sprigs parsley
                              2 small rabbits
                              1000 gallons of brown gravy.

                              Cut llamas into bite sized pieces, cube vegetables.

                              Place meat into pan and cover with 1000 gallons of brown gravy. Simmer slowly for 4 weeks.

                              Garnish with Parsley, Should serve 3800 people. If more are expected add 2 rabbits.

                              Apologies to Jim McGregor for shamelessly ripping off his camel stew recipe listed at


                              • #30
                                I'm sure Jim McGregor will forgive you as he probably also ripped it off. I've seen variations of this all my life involving camels, elephants, mammoths (caveman version), etc.