The ode of the midnight skulker
Bruce Chr. Johnson (commodore@seascout.org)
Fri, 15 Jan 1999 14:58:24 -0500
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Original-From: "CDR John R. Erickson USCG" <pawpaw01@bellsouth.net>
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Original-Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1998 21:28:14 -0600
"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes-and ships-and sealing wax-
Of cabbages- and kings-
And why the sea is boiling hot-
And whether pigs have wings."
And so Lewis Carroll catapults us into yet another right brain sea scout
challenge for the entertainment of all concerned. (left brains can enter
too, no handicap given)
What is this you say? Why its the annual attempt by me( the phantom of
the south Louisiana swamp) to trick unsuspecting, yet blithely
intelligent sea scouts into committing
"verbicide". It is... (trumpet fanfare)... a challenge to write the
mid watch log of your ship on 1 January 1999 in verse! I know , I know,
you young tads think I shipped out without a full sea bag-- but how to
do this; that is the question, is it not! "It is quite simple," says
Alfonse my faithful alligator companion. "First you think about it,
then you prose it and from thereon it is quite simple, you simply
versify it" There you have it.
The rules:
You may have your ship moored, underway or at anchor.
If moored you must include which side, Example " Moored pier 4 at Sea
base 5, all lines out on our starboard side," there, easy see. What's
all that clucking? Do I see chicken feathers filling cyber space. You
must also include the weather, which watch is on duty, what lights are
burning, any unusual conditions around the ship,( ah! creativity, where
is thy sting) your mournful condition missing all the New Years fun, and
who wrote this thing anyway, etc. Moored of course is the cowards way
out, but maybe not!
You may have your ship anchored.
Include: where anchored, which anchor, how much cable, depth of the
water, what kind of bottom, sea conditions, weather, visibility, engines
on standby, generators on line (or batteries), which section has the
watch (Port/ Stbd), boats in the water on which boat boom, be creative,
you get the picture, sign your name!
You may have your ship underway with "Iron Jenny", sail or both.
Include: Location, course, speed, sails set, how sailing, (tack, run,
reach, whatever) engines on the line, batteries, generator, lights that
are burning, section on watch, weather, visibility, sea conditions and
who wrote this thing. Oh! using the words "nice" or "bad" for weather
conditions is a "no no". We need barometer, wind vector, cloud cover,
precip, you know all the good nautical weather stuff you never learned.
Well, there you have it, be creative, remember YOU wanted to join Sea
Scouts!
A playful Sea Gull told me that somewhere in the frozen North East there
lies a prize for the most successful verse. All we need now are some
impartial judges and an entry or two from the land of the Bard himself,
Hail Britannia!! and of course we should not forget to invite any and
all around the globe including Crocodile Dundee's bros from down under,
right mate!
All entries must be submitted to the judges (if we find some) no later
that high noon on the 15th of January 1999. All entries become the
property of Commodore Bruce Johnson who promises to post all of them in
the entryway of the Library of Congress. (just kidding)
Why do we do this? It builds character and everyone LOVES a challenge!
Who should do it? Someone who missed the last meeting (he/she won't
miss another one).
And so to convince you all that I truly am two hot-dogs and jar of
mustard short of a complete picnic, I leave you with this test of
pollywog intelligence.
How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail,
On every golden scale!
How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spreads his claws,
And welcomes little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws!
YISS...The Satanic Skipper of Ship1, deep in the Louisiana Swamp
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