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Shattuckb@AOL.COM
Fri, 22 Jan 1999 11:48:42 EST


This was sent to me by a Scout friend who likes...... Well just read
Bill Shattuck

A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil. The devil
told his demon to put the man to work on a rock pile with a
20-pound sledge hammer in 95 degree heat with 95% humidity.
At the end of the day, the devil went to see how the man was
doing, only to find him smiling and singing as he pounded rocks.
The man explained that the heat and hard labor were very similar
to those on his beloved farm back in Georgia.

The devil told his demon to turn up the heat to 120 degrees,
with 100% humidity. At the end of the next day, the devil
again checked on the new man, and found him still happy to be
sweating and straining. The man explained that it felt like the
old days, when he had to clean out his silo in the middle of August
on his beloved farm back in Georgia. At that, the devil told his
demon to lower the temperature for this man to -20 degrees with a
40 mph wind. At the end of the next day, the devil was confident
that he would find the man miserable. But, the man was instead
singing louder than ever, twirling the sledge hammer like a baton.
When the devil asked him why, he was so happy, the man answered,
"Cold day in hell, the Falcons must have won the Super Bowl!"


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