Possible Skits

Two friends meet in the street. One looked forlorn and almost on the verge
of tears. The other man said, "Hey, how come you look like the whole world
caved in?"
>
>The sad fellow said, "Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and
left me forty thousand dollars."
>
>"That's not bad."
>
>"Hold on, I'm just getting started. Two weeks ago, a cousin I never knew
>kicked the bucket and left me eighty-five thousand free and clear."
>
>"I'd like that."
>
>"Last week my grandfather passed away. I inherited almost a quarter of a
>million."
>
>"How you look so glum?"

>"This week - nothing!"
>
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Doctor! Doctor!

-more Dr. Jokes (I know, some of these are really old, but some of these
boys are really young and have never heard them):


* "Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!"
>
> * A man goes to a psychiatrist, "Nobody listens to me!" The
> doctor says, "Next!"
>
> * A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says "You're crazy"
> The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"


* A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay
> his bill, so he gave him another six months.
>
> * The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying "Mrs. Cohen, your check
> came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"
>
> * The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See,
> what did I tell you?"







nothing!

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