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Another Campfire Skit

Barry C Runnels (Barry_C_Runnels@MMACMAIL.JCCBI.GOV)
Wed, 1 Oct 1997 08:42:10 CDT


Thanks again to all who sent me skits and jokes for the campfire. It went
very well. For those of you who have painfully waded through my post, you
know that I believe for a campfire to be successful, it first must be FUN.
Second, it also must be FUN. And above all it has got to be FUN. I was told
that it was all three thanks to your help.

I added a few skits to list you all sent me. Lorie McGraw requested I send
one of them to the post (with a few grammatical corrections, I take help
where ever I can got it).

I got this skit from the Staff at Camp Arrow Head in Missouri.

TWO ICE FISHERMEN:

Two fishermen are walking on ice looking for a place to cut a hole to fish
in.

All of a sudden from no where a voice calls out "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER
THE ICE."

Of course the two fishermen are confused but convince themselves they just
heard things and continue on. About the time they find a place to cut the
hole they hear "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

OK, who's there? what's going on?

"THIS IS THE SKATING RINK MANAGER AND THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

Barry Runnels
Troop 386
Edmond OK

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