ANNOUNCEMENT SONG (very long!)
Lorie McGraw (llmcgraw@WORLDNET.ATT.NET)
Thu, 11 Sep 1997 13:13:57 +0000
What!!? Some one wants the Announcement Song??? Well, just so happens that
in cruising the net I have made a compilation of the various verses of the
announcement Song, adding the tunes where known. And, since the list has
been, how should I say this, A Little Slow Lately, I'm gonna post the whole
thing! <GRIN> Hit it, boys!
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A compilation of the ANNOUNCEMENT SONG
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Announcements, announcements, announcements.
What a terrible death to die,
What a terrible death to die,
What a terrible death, to be talked to death.
What a terrible death to die.
Announcements, announcements, announcements.
A horrible way to die, a horrible way to die,
A horrible way to start the day,
A horrible way to die.
Announcements, announcements, announcements.
(Frere'' Jaques)
Words of wisdom, words of wisdom,
We don't need, we don't need,
Stupid words of wisdom, stupid words of wisdom,
Dumb, dumb, dumb. Dumb, dumb, dumb.
Announcements, announcements, announcements.
(How Dry I Am)
We sold our cow, moo.
We sold our cow, moo.
We have no use for your bull now.
Announcements, announcements, announcements.
(London Bridge)
Make the announcements short and sweet,
Short and sweet, short and sweet.
Make the announcements short and sweet,
They're so BORING!
Announcements, announcements, announcements.
(Ever Seen a Lassie)
Have you ever seen a windbag,
A windbag, a windbag,
Have you ever seen a windbag.
Well there's one right now.
Swings this way and that way,
Swings this way and that way,
Have you ever seen a windbag,
Well there's one RIGHT NOW!
Announcements, announcements, announcements.
(Frere' Jaques)
Words of wisdom,
Words of wisdom.
Here they come,
Here they come.
Boring words of wisdom,
Boring words of wisdom.
Dum, dum, dum,
Dum, dum, dum.
Announcements, announcements, announcements.
(What Do You Do With A Drunken Sailor)
What do you do with a program director?
What do you do with a program director?
What do you do with a program director,
Early in the morning.
Hit him in the face with a chocolate cream pie!
Hit him in the face with a chocolate cream pie!
Hit him in the face with a chocolate cream pie,
Early in the morning!
Announcements, announcements, announcements.
(How Dry I Am)
We found our cow, moo.
We found our cow, moo.
We have use for your bull now.
Announcements, announcements, announcements.
(Ever Seen a Lassie)
(name) has another one, another one, another one,
(name) has another one, he has them all the time.
Announcements, announcements, announcements
Row Row Row your Boat
Gently down the stream
throw the announcements overboard
and listen to them scream
Announcements, announcements, announcements
Row, row, row your boat
Underneath the stream.
Ha Ha! Fooled you, I'm a submarine.
Announcements, announcements, announcements
(Grand Old Duke of York)
When you're up, you're up
And when you're down, you're down.
And when you're only halfway up
You're also halfway down.
Announcements, announcements, announcements
(Spoken or sung)
Mary had a little lamb
The doctor was surprised.
Old McDonald had a farm
He couldn't believe his eyes.
Announcements, announcements, announcements
(Ain't Gonna Rain No More)
The man stood up to talk.
He talked real long and hard.
He talked so long that I wrote this song,
On the lid of a can of lard!
Now lard is used to cook,
And words they make a book.
But if this guy keeps talking up a storm,
We'll be awake no more!
Announcements, announcements, announcements
We've got a silly cheer, that you've just got to hear!
It makes no sense we're sure you know,
The announcements have to GO!
Announcements, announcements, announcements
Speak Freak
Talk Jock
Rap Sap
So what's the point ??
Announcements! Announcements! Announcements!
(Clementine)
Information, Information
Information's killing me!
You are going on forever
How much longer will it be?
Announcements, announcements, announcements!
A horrible way to die,
A horrible way to die,
A horrible way to be talked to death,
A horrible way to die.
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
(For He's A Jolly Good Fellow)
Pile it up in the corner,
Pile it up in the corner,
Pile it up in the corner,
It makes the flowers grow!
It makes the flowers grow,
It makes the flowers grow,
So pile it up in the corner,
Pile it up in the corner,
Pile it up in the cornerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
It makes the flowers grow!
If anyone has any other verses, please send them to me! I LOVE this song!
YIS
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Lorie McGraw <llmcgraw@worldnet.att.net>
Bear Leader Pack 410 Den 4
Indian Waters Council, Etowah Creek District Columbia, SC
"If a bigger hammer doesn't work, your problem is electrical." --Dad
Terry Howerton Sakima Group, Inc. SCOUTER Magazine Kansas City | 
