Re: You Might be a Scout.....
Laura Sue Hayes (laurasue@JUNO.COM)
Thu, 31 Oct 1996 12:50:58 EST
Dear Kevin:
In relation to the message below, my husband and I had a great time
thinking up the following...
You just might be a Scout...
...if your "microwave" is a box wrapped in foil...
...if your gourmet meal consists of cornbread, "Spam," and bug-juice...
...if your idea of a burned-out lightbulb is a broken mantle...
...if your front door has a zipper instead of a deadbolt...
...if your last birthday cake was prepared and served in a Dutch Oven...
...if you've ever heard the phrase, "Trust me, it's only an hour a
week!!"...
...if you're the only one on your block with a fire pit in your
backyard...
...if you've ever been mistaken for a park ranger or a State Trooper...
...if your "family vacation" includes 30 kids your wife/husband doesn't
know...
...if the trash collector has ever requested that you not hang your bags
between the trees in the parkway...
Since I'm having trouble getting my digests from Scouts-L, I'd very much
appreciate a copy of the final skit...it has great potential. I hope
I've been helpful!
************
* Laura *
************
Choose to chance the rapids, and dare to dance the tide
~Garth Brooks
Laura Hayes, District Executive, Calumet Council
laurasue@juno.com
On Thu, 17 Oct 1996 00:30:44 -0700 Martin Konigsdorffer
<mkonigsd@SURFSOUTH.COM> writes:
>Kevin Henderson wrote:
>>
>> Hi all,
>> I am going to be on staff for our councils JLT and would like to
>poll the list for ideas on a skit. I am sure you have all heard the
'you
>> might be a redneck' jokes...well.. If your clothes are all in zip-lock
>> bags--You might be a scout. You get the idea. If you send all
>> responses to me I will compile a complete script and post to the
>list.
>>
>> TiA
>> YIS
>> Kevin Henderson
>> ASM Troop 28
>> | >>>--------> |
>> Brotherhood 96
>> Ashwanchi Kinta Lodge 193
>
>
>
>You might be a Scout if your closets are full and they don't contain
>clothes but craft stuff...
>
>You might be Scout if you have a special weaved belt loop cup
>holder...
>
>You might be a Scout if you know more than two ways to light a fire...
>
>YIS,
>Melissa Konigsdorffer
>CSRT, etc (mkonigsd.surfsouth.com)
>
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