a frog joke
Deirdre LaRock (butterbuns@EARTHLINK.COM)
Sun, 28 Jul 1996 14:02:47 -0400
>>>The boy and the frog
>>>
>>>A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him
>>>and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
>>>He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
>>>The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back
>>>into a beautiful Princess, I will stay with you for one
>>>week." The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it
>>>and returned it to the pocket.
>>>The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into
>>>a Princess, I'll stay with you and do anything you want." Again
>>>the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
>>>Finally the frog asked, "What is it? I've told you I'm a beautiful
>>>Princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you
>>>want. Why won't you kiss me?"
>>>The boy said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time
>>>for girlfriends, but a talking frog is really cool."
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