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Scout Wetspers
Tune: Scout Vespers (Oh, Tannenbaum)
Softly falls the rain today
As our campsite floats away.
Silently, each Scout should ask
"Did I bring my SCUBA mask?
Have I tied my tent flaps down?
Learned to swim, so I won't drown?
Have I done, and will I try
Everything to keep me dry?"
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Road Kill Stew
Tune: Three Blind Mice
Road Kill stew,
Road Kill stew,
Tases so good,
Just like it should.
First you go down to the Interstate
You wait for the critter to meet it's fate.
You take it home and you make it great!
Road Kill stew,
Road Kill stew,
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Commercial Mixup
Tune: Farmer in the Dell
(Anybody remember Homer and Jethro's "Billboard Song"?
Last night I watched TV.
I saw my favorite show.
I heard a strange commercial,
I can't believe it's so.
Feed your dog chiffon.
Comet cures a cold.
Use SOS pads on your face
To keep from looking old.
For headaches take some Certs.
Use Tide to clean your face.
And do shampoo with Elmer's Glue,
It holds your hair in place.
Perhaps I am comfused.
I might not have it right.
But one thing I am certain of,
I'll surf TV tonight!
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Enjoy! :)
YiS,
Chuck Bramlet, ASM Troop 323
Thunderbird District, Grand Canyon Council, Phoenix, Az.
I "used to be" an Antelope! (and a good ol' Antelope, too...) WEM-10-95
Please E-mail any replies to: >> chuckb@aztec.asu.edu <<
Member DNRC
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