Re: the Silly Seasonal Songs theme... 138 lines of silliness.
CHUCK BRAMLET (chuckb@AZTEC.ASU.EDU)
Tue, 28 Nov 1995 23:55:18 -0700
I don't know if this qualifies as a silly _holiday_ song, or not. It
_is_, however, a _very_silly_ song derived from a _holiday_ song. So,
maybe those who requested the others can use this. I would think that
the tune for this should be obvious... ;)
Disclaimer: I am _not_ responsible for the content of _any_ of these.
THE TEWLVE DAYS OF SUMMER CAMP
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On the first day of summer camp, my mommy sent to me
A box of oatmeal cookies.
On the second day of summer camp, my mommy sent to me
Two T-shirts
And a box of oatmeal cookies.
...
OK, you should have the idea by now. Here's the rest of these silly
verses:
Third Day Three pairs of sox
Fourth Day Four woolen caps
Fifth Day Five underpants
Sixth Day Six postage stamps
Seventh Day Seven nose warmers
Eighth Day Eight BatMan comicbooks
Ninth Day Nine bars of soap
Tenth Day Ten Band-Aids
Eleventh Day Eleven shoestrings
Twelfth Day Twelve bottles of blood-sucking
heliocopter repellent
Bill, Gary, and anyone else, yes you can use this on your Home Pages.
The source is the Theodore Roosevelt Council University of Scouting
Resource Book, dated Feb. 16, 1991. Just in case you don't know, TRC
is now Grand Canyon Council.
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Here are a few more silly seasonal songs that I just found while looking for
something else.
"I'm A Snowflake"
by Karen Rogers
Tune: Clementine
I'm a snowflake, I'm a snowflake,
I'm a snowflake yes I am.
And I'm falling, yes I'm falling,
Right upon your little head.
Oh, I'm melting, Oh, I'm melting
Oh, I'm melting yes I am.
Aren't you glad that I'm not yellow,
But white like I am.
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"Christmas Time"
Tune: Jingle Bells
School is out, we won't pout,
Cubs shout "hip hooray!"
Something Special's coming soon,
And it's Christmas day.
Wrap the gift, trim the tree,
Mind your Mon and Dad.
You'll get presents if you do,
Boy, won't you be glad!
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"Santa's Coming"
Tune: Brother John
Santa's coming, Santa's coming,
Can you hear? Can you hear?
Jingle Bells are jingling, we are happy singing.
Christmas Bells, Christmas Bells.
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"Randall"
Tune: Rudolph
Randall, the red-cheeked Cub Scout
Had a very cold, cold nose.
And if you ever noticed,
You could even say it flows.
All of the other Cubbies,
Used to laugh and point it out.
That Randall, the red-cheeked Cub Scout
Had a very runny snout.
Then one day the Den Leader
Took Randall out of sight (A _clear_ violation of YPP! ;) )
And told him that it's time he knew
How to wipe his nose just right.
Now all the other Cubbies
Think Randall is a "Class-A" Scout.
Cause Randall, the red-cheeked Cub Scout
Finally learned to blow his snout.
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"Tommy"
Tune: Frosty
Tommy, the Cub Scout
Was a very happy boy.
With a uniform of blue and gold
And a Den that gave him joy.
Tommy, the Cub Scout
Earned his badges one by one.
He did his best and met the test.
A good citizen he's become.
He helps out other people when
He sees they need a lot.
He does his chores around the house
And feeds his dog (named Spot).
Tommy, the Cub Scout
Does his duty willingly.
Someday he'll join a Boy Scout Troop
And a fine man he will be.
The source on this is the Thunderbird District, TRC, Cub Scout Round-
table resource packet, Nov 9, 1989. Just credit it when you use it.
YiS,
Chuck Bramlet, ASM Troop 323
Thunderbird District, Grand Canyon Council, Phoenix, Az.
I "used to be" an Antelope! (and a good ol' Antelope, too...) WEM-10-95
Please E-mail any replies to: >> chuckb@aztec.asu.edu <<
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