Re: Order of the Fork
Marc Solomon (msolomon@TEK1.TEKNIQ.COM)
Fri, 28 Apr 1995 11:08:50 -0500
Is the "Order of the Fork" anything like the International Association of
Sea Turtles? I have been a card carrying member of that association sine 1978.
Paraphrasing from the back of the aforementioned card:
To become an official Turtle you must first solve the following riddles:
(NOTE: I should warn you that since Turtles are very clean animals, none of
the "acceptable" answers for these questions are in the least bit dirty or
for that matter involve any bodily functions not talked about by "polite"
people anytime in the last 40 or fifty years)
1. What is it a man can do standing up, a woman sitting down, and a dog on
three legs?
2. What is it that a cow has three of and a women only has two of?
3. What is a four letter word ending in K that means the same as intercourse?
4. What is it on a man that is round and hard and sticks so far out of his
pajamas you can hang a hat on it?
(Shame on all of you!)
Upon becoming a turtle, whenevr you are asked by a fellow member "Are you a
Turtle?" you must reply with the password. Failure to do such will cause
you to forfeit a beverage of the fellow members choice.
I will send the password to anybody who PROPERLY answers these four questions.
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| Marc W. Solomon | Unit Commissioner |
| msolomon@tek1.tekniq.com | Sycamore District |
| marcsol@aol.com | Blackhawk Council, IL |
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