Oh, Tom the Toad
R. Gary Hendra (ghendra@TOONTOWN.SSD.LORAL.COM)
Mon, 27 Feb 1995 12:23:55 -0800
Hello, Scouters.
A couple of weeks ago some folks sent out verses to Oh, Tom the Toad. I
compiled it, as you can see below. This song went over real big with both
our Pack and our Troop. Does anyone have any more verses? Anyone out
there want to invent some verses? The grosser the better, I believe.
Please post any answers to the list, so we can all groan over them.
Thanks. (PS. Does anyone have any other gross but not crude songs?)
Oh Tom the Toad
(Sung to the tune of O Tannenbaum)
Oh, Tom the Toad, Oh, Tom the Toad
Why are you lying in the road?
Oh, Tom the Toad, Oh, Tom the Toad
Why are you lying in the road?
Didn't you see, that light turn red?
Now there's tracks, across your head.
Oh, Tom the Toad, Oh, Tom the Toad
Why are you lying in the road?
Oh, Kitty Cat, Oh, Kitty Cat
Why does your tongue hang out like that?
Oh, Kitty Cat, Oh, Kitty Cat
Why does your tongue hang out like that?
Why were you running from the mutts?
Now that truck, spread out your guts...
Oh, Kitty Cat, Oh, Kitty Cat
Why does your tongue hang out like that?
Oh Fred the fish, Oh fred the fish,
Why are you lying on the dish?
Oh Fred the fish, Oh fred the fish,
Why are you lying on the dish?
You did not see the hook ahead,
And now your head is stuffed with bread.
Oh Fred the fish, Oh fred the fish,
Why are you lying on the dish?
Oh bill the bug, oh bill the bug,
What are you doing on the rug.
Oh bill the bug, oh bill the bug,
What are you doing on the rug.
You did not see the foot ahead,
and now your just a spot of red,
Oh bill the bug, oh bill the bug,
What are you doing on the rug.
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R. Gary Hendra Space Systems/Loral, Palo Alto, California WA6SUW
Webelos Den Leader, Cub Scout Pack 92, Milpitas, California 1hr/wknot!
What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Why, Flood Lights, of course!
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