Funny Friday#3
William H. Sills (whs@idcnet.com)
Thu Apr 23 22:29:20 1998
The Den Mother & The Bet
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The Den Mother burst in on Bob, her Cubmaster in an advanced state of
agitation.
"Bob", she cried, "just WAIT until you hear this!"
Bob led her to a chair, and said, " Now just calm down and tell me
what has you so excited?"
"Well, Bob" she began, "I was just walking down the hall to the
auditorium and I heard some of the older boys wagering money!"
"A serious infraction, indeed!" said the Cubmaster.
"But that's not what has me so excited, Bob" replied the Den Mother,
" it was WHAT they were wagering ON!"
"They had wagered on a contest to see who could urinate the highest
on the wall!!"
"What an incredible wager!" exclaimed her Cubmaster, "What did you
do?"
"Well, I hit the CEILING, Bob."
"How much did you win?"
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