From: Dave Loomis (dloomis@NH.ULTRANET.COM)
Date: Tue Jan 04 2000 - 20:34:13 CST
Top Ten Absolutes
1. Absolute Zero. Achieved at any bus stop in Winnipeg in Ottawa -
Edmonton any time after November 1.
2. Absolutely full. That micro second after a turkey dinner, before
you say, oh, all right. I'll have another helping.
3. Absolutely asleep. The second before the alarm goes off.
4. Absolutely awake. The moment the phone rings at 4AM.
5. Absolutely impressed. When someone recognizes the effort
involved.
6. Absolutely devastated. When they do not.
7. Absolutely inspired. When you hear melodic resonance after a
long dry period of discord.
8. Absolute discord. When the only question you ask yourself is:
Now what would move them to do that?
9. Absolute harmony. When just the right thing happens at the right
time with the right person in the right place.
10. (There are always absolutely ten things). Absolute relaxation.
The 3 minutes after you get in the door, get your coat off, and stretch
out on the living room chair. Such absolute relaxation has never lasted
more than 8.3 minutes (we keep records).
[because that is when the Honey-Do's start.]
Dave
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