Holiday greetings
Dan and Barb Borgwardt (danbarb@MWT.NET)
Wed, 30 Dec 1998 23:27:26 +0000
Please accept with no obligation, implied or
implicit our best wishes for an environmentally
conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender
neutral,celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your
choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all...
AND a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year 1999, but not without due respect for the calendars of
choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped
make America great,(not to imply that America is necessarily greater
than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western
hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age,
physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or
sexual preference of the wishee.
(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms.
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies
no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted
to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings
for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent
holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to
replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
discretion of the wisher.)
A little humor to spread some cheer. Very warmly yours for a great
and happy holiday season.
Dan and Barb Borgwardt
