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Re: Elephant Jokes
Grant O'Neil (oneilg@IINET.NET.AU)
Fri, 10 Jul 1998 16:30:37 +0800
Why is it dangerous to walk in the jungle between 6 and 7 o'clock at night?
That's when the elephants jump from the trees.
Why are pygmies so small?
They walk in the jungle between 6 and 7 o'clock at night.
What's the black stuff between elephant's toes?
Slow pygmies.
oooh - don't get me started on these, or we all might regret it...
YiS
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