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Elephant Jokes
Ian N Ford FRSH (addvent@DIRCON.CO.UK)
Fri, 10 Jul 1998 00:17:30 +0100
Courtesy of Greenwich Cub Scouts ...
Why do elephants paint their toenails red ?
So they can't be seen when they hide in cherry trees.
Why do elephants paint their ears yellow ?
So they can't be seen when they go swimming in the custard.
How do you know you have had elephants in the fridge ?
Footprints in the butter.
How do you get two elephants in a pickup truck ?
One in the cab, one in the back.
How do you get two mice in a pickup truck ?
You can't ... it's full up with the elephants.
How do elephants keep in touch over long distances ?
They make trunk calls.
There are more ... only worse ...
YiS
IAN
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