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Oxymoronic Fun
Lawrence E. Faust (lfaust@ATLANTIC.NET)
Sun, 5 Jul 1998 18:20:08 -0400
Ho, all--
Please excuse the off topic post, but I though that y'all might get a
chuckle out of this list that I found on another mailing list I subscribe
to.
A challenge: can y'all think of any Scouting Oxymorons that can be
added??
-----Original Message-----
From: SSSmith2@aol.com <SSSmith2@aol.com>
To: app@roadkill.com <app@roadkill.com>
Date: Saturday, July 04, 1998 1:28 PM
Subject: Just a little joke :-)
>Top 50 OXYMORONS:
>
> 50. Act naturally
> 49. Found missing
> 48. Resident alien
> 47. Advanced BASIC
> 46. Genuine imitation
> 45. Airline Food
> 44. Good grief
> 43. Same difference
> 42. Almost exactly
> 41. Government organization
> 40. Sanitary landfill
> 39. Alone together
> 38. Legally drunk
> 37. Silent scream
> 36. British fashion
> 35. Living dead
> 34. Small crowd
> 33. Business ethics
> 32. Soft rock
> 31. Butt Head
> 30. Military Intelligence
> 29. Software documentation
> 28. New York culture
> 27. New classic
> 26. Sweet sorrow
> 25. Childproof
> 24. "Now, then ..."
> 23. Synthetic natural gas
> 22. Christian Scientists
> 21. Passive aggression
> 20. Taped live
> 19. Clearly misunderstood
> 18. Peace force
> 17. Extinct Life
> 16. Temporary tax increase
> 15. Computer jock
> 14. Plastic glasses
> 13. Terribly pleased
> 12. Computer security
> 11. Political science
> 10. Tight slacks
> 9. Definite maybe
> 8. Pretty ugly
> 7. Twelve-ounce pound cake
> 6. Diet ice cream
> 5. Rap music
> 4. Working vacation
> 3. Exact estimate
> 2. Religious tolerance
> 1. Microsoft Works
>
>Cheers,
>Sheldon :-)
>
This list is unedited, however some of these (#2 & #22 spring to mind)
may be offensive to some. I apologize- no offense meant.
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Scouting is a way of life,
Larry ;-)
Cub Scout Pack 303
Gulf Ridge Council
(visit us at http://rio.atlantic.net/~lfaust/pack303/index.html)
Email: lfaust@atlantic.net UIN: 657022
"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."
---Emo Phillips---
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