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Headline humor
Win Quakenbush (quakenb@CAMEL.CAMPBELL.EDU)
Wed, 31 Dec 1997 21:52:45 -0500
Hello, the list!
The following headlines were compiled in the Raleigh News and Observer on
Dec. 31, 1997 - Enjoy!
-Include your children when baking cookies
-Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
-Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted
-Iraqui head seeks arms
-Panda mating fails; veterenarian takes over
-British left waffles on Falkland Islands
-Eye drops off shelf
-Teachers strike idle kids
-Clinton wins on budget, but more lies ahead
-Enraged cow injures farmer with ax
-Miners refuse to work after death
-Prostitute appeals to Pope
-Juvenile court to try shooting defendant
-Two sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter
-War dims hope for peace
-If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while
-Cold wave linked to temperatures
-Typhoon rips through cemetery; hundreds dead
Win Quakenbush Scoutmaster
Troop 794 Buies Creek, NC
quakenb@camel.campbell.edu
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