Archive of Scouts-L List for December 1997: Skits

Skits

Barry C Runnels

barry_c_runnels@MMACMAIL.JCCBI.GOV

Fri, 12 Dec 1997 13:42:42 CDT

>Finally, when the last engine goes out, one of the passengers says, "Oh
>heck, I guess this measn we'll be up here all day!

>YiS,

>Pete Farnham
>SM, Troop 113
>GW District, NCAC
>Alexandria, VA

Hey Pete, we use the same skit but with a different punch line. It goes
like this:

A stewardess (flight attendant) announces, "Ladies and gentlemen, we are
unable to serve coffee because the coffee machine is broke. At that point
the pilot stands up and says "THAT'S IT! WE'RE NOT TAKING OFF!" then he
stomps off.

Barry Runnels

Terry Howerton Sakima Group, Inc. SCOUTER Magazine Kansas City

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