Re: Who's on First
Jim McMaster (mcmaster@SWENG.STORTEK.COM)
Thu, 30 Oct 1997 09:52:20 -0700
In message <19971030161729Z542244-4080+1007@outbound.Princeton.EDU>, "Thomas
He
avey, Sr." said:
> Actually, I carry the list in my wallet.
>
> The St. Louis Wolves roster includes
>
> 1st - Who
> 2nd - What
> 3rd - I don't know
> SS - I don't care
Actually, it's "I don't give a darn."
> LF - Why
> Rf - (I really don't know, I missed this one)
They never named the right fielder.
> CF - Because
> P- Tomorrow
> C - Today
>
> You wouldn't believe the number of times this information has come in handy.
> I end up pulling it out of my two to three times a year. Amaze the folks,
> that's my goal.
>
Inspired by the question, I got out my old "Abbot & Costello" record and
listened to it last night with the kids. My 12-year-old son loved it. My
9-year-old daughter didn't get it at all.
--
Jim McMaster
mailto:mcmaster@sweng.stortek.com
Scoutmaster, Troop 70
Longs Peak Council, BSA
Boulder, CO
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