Re: Humor: Hunting Elephants in the 90's (long)
Stephen Hoar (shoar@INFINET.COM)
Fri, 30 May 1997 18:28:28 +0000
At 06:43 PM 5/30/97 +0000, you wrote:
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> //**** HUNTING AN ELEPHANT IN THE 90s ********//
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Yes, but how would a scout catch an elephant?
Well, I would suggest that if this group got involved...
1. National would say that elephants couldn't be scouts.
2. Elephants could only be caught if Baden P caught one.
3. It would have to be caught the way we caught it in the 'old days'
when men were men, Eagles 'really' earned it, and elephants went to church.
4. The MB police and unofficial holders of the truth would make sure
we did it in accordance with the non public, hidden policies of BSA.
5. The Scouts-l police would set a limit on how many days you could
talk about it.
6. Mike W. would make sure that the elephant had a half page pedigree to
post on the discussion group.
Steve in Newark
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