Things you don't want to hear during Surgery!!!
Charles Pourciau (pourciau@EARTHLINK.NET)
Tue, 27 May 1997 15:28:10 -0500
THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY:
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Better call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.
Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that.....uh.....that uh....thingie.
Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
Darn, there go the lights again...
"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, this guy's got 2 of 'em."
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens.
Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration
off.
What's this doing here?
I hate it when they're missing stuff in here...
That's cool. Now can you make his leg twitch?
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.
Sterile, shcmerile. The floor's clean, right?
What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...
Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the
ape.
OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
What do you mean "You want a divorce!"
She's gonna blow. Everybody take cover.
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out now!!!
Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing.
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YIS,
Lydia Pourciau mailto:pourciau@earthlink.net
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