Fw: um-youth : [Fwd: Bumper Stickers ... not all on same car!
Edward W. Hammitt (ehammitt@IX.NETCOM.COM)
Wed, 14 May 1997 16:56:49 -0400
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> From: Randy McCurdy <fumyokm@webzone.net>
> To: um-youth@comsource.net
> Subject: um-youth : [Fwd: Bumper Stickers ... not all on same car! (fwd)]
> Date: Wednesday, May 14, 1997 10:13 AM
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> >>
> >> FUNNY BUMPER STICKERS
> >>
> >>* Horn broken. Watch for finger.
> >>* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
> >>* All generalizations are false.
> >>* Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
> >>* I brake for no apparent reason.
> >>* Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
> >>* I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
> >>* Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.
> >>* We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
> >>* He who laughs last thinks slowest.
> >>* Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
> >>* It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
> >>* Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
> >>* Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
> >>* Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
> >>* I love cats...they taste just like chicken.
> >>* Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
> >>* Forget the Joneses, I keep us up with the Simpsons.
> >>* Born free...Taxed to death.
> >>* The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
> >>* Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
> >>* Rehab is for quitters.
> >>* I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
> >>* Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.
> >>* All men are idiots, and I married their King.
> >>* Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
> >>* Montana -- At least our cows are sane!
> >>* I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a
vegetarian.
> >
> >>* Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
> >>* If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
> >>* When you do a good deed, get a receipt--in case heaven is like the
> >IRS.
> >>* Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
> >>* No radio - Already stolen.
> >>* Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
> >>* Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.
> >>* I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
> >>* Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
> >>* OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
> >>* Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
> >>* I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
> >>* Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
> >>* Tell me to 'stuff it' - I'm a taxidermist.
> >>* IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
> >>* Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students.
> >>* It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
> >>* According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
> >>* Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
> >>* Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
> >>* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
> >>* Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?
> >>* How can I miss you if you won't go away?
> >>* Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
> >>* Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
> >>* We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
> >>* Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
> >>* Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
> >>* Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
> >>* Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
> >>* Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
> >>* Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
> >>* i souport publik edekashun.
> >>* Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
> >>* Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
> >>* There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
> >>* Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
> >>* Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
> >
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> >--------- End forwarded message ----------
> >
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