[FWD:] Parrot Skit
Mike Walton (blkeagle@DYNASTY.NET)
Sun, 6 Apr 1997 15:17:10 -0500
I'm forwarding this for Lorie McGraw, who is having problems
getting this onto the list:
>(Note: I tried sending this last week and it never made it to the
> list. If
>this ends up being duplicated on the list, my apologies in
> advance.--LLM)
>
>Hello to the List:
>
> Here is another Parrot Joke, one of my favorites since I
> used to own
>a Parrot Shop. (I also love the Monty Python Dead Parrot Skit...
> if anyone
>is pining for the fjiords, let me know) I don't know of anyone
> that could
>be offended by this one,and I have written it out like a skit.
> Lots of
>overacting possibility, here :-}
>
>The Parrot and the Plumber Skit
>
>A lady leaves the house to go grocery shopping, leaving her
> talking parrot
>to amuse himself in the kitchen. After a while the plumber comes
> to the
>door. He knocks on the door:
>
>Parrot (in a pleasant, calm voice, nice lilt to it, like a little
> old lady):
>Who is it?
>Plumber, calling through the door: It's the Plumber.
>The plumber waits for a few moments, no one comes, then knocks
> again.
>Parrot: Who is it?
>Plumber (louder): It's the Plumber.
>The plumber waits for a few more moments, then knocks again.
>Parrot: Who is it?
>Plumber (more exasperated and louder): It's the Plumber!!
>The plumber taps his toes, extremely impatient now, waits for a
> few more
>moments, then knocks again, even louder.
>Parrot (in the same voice as before): Who is it?
>Plumber (really loud and frustrated): It's the Plumber!!!! Hey
> lady, open
>up!!!
>The plumber waits for a few moments, then pounds on the door.
>Parrot (in the same voice as before): Who is it?
>Plumber (really loud and frustrated, screaming now): It's the
> Plumber!!!!
>It's the Plumber!!!! It's the Plumber!!!! It's the Plumber!!!!
>Suddenly the plumber grabs his chest, gasps and collapses on the
> stoop,
>dead. (lots of overacting)
>The lady comes home, puts down her groceries, says hello to the
> parrot and
>opens the back door to see the body of a man there.
>Lady: Goodness Gracious! Who is This!
>Parrot (in the same, calm voice as before): It's the Plumber.
>
>
>
>heee hee hee
>
>Enjoy your week, everyone,
>
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