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A little friday humor
Mark Arend (arend@PEOPLES.NET)
Fri, 21 Feb 1997 07:18:22 -0600
>Work versus Jail
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>In prison you spend a majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. At work you
>spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
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>In prison you get three meals a day. At work you only get a break for one
>meal and you have to pay for that one.
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>In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work you get rewarded for
>good behavior with more work.
>
>At work you must carry a security card and unlock and open all the doors
>yourself. In prison, a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
>
>In prison you can watch TV and play games. At work you get fired for
>watching TV and playing games.
>
>In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere. At work >you're
just ball-and-chained.
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>In prison you get your own toilet. At work you have to share.
>
>In prison they allow your family and friends to visit. At work you can't
>even speak to your family and friends.
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>In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. At work
>you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes
>from your salary to pay for prisoners.
>
>In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside
>wanting to get out. At work you spend most of your time wanting to get
>out and go to bars.
>
> In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time. >At
work there are some programs you can never get out of.
>
>In prison there are sadistic wardens. At work, we have managers.
>
But of course, in prison they don't let you have email.
Mark W. Arend
Beaver Dam Community Library
311 N. Spring St. Outside of a dog, a book is
Beaver Dam, Wisc. 53916 man's best friend. Inside of
(414) 887-4631 (fax 887-4633) a dog it's too dark to read.
--Groucho Marx
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