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Re: 25 Thoughts.....
Bob Condon (rec@EPOCH.COM)
Fri, 3 Feb 1995 01:02:47 -0500
Its Friday and time to laugh
Enjoy!
25 THOUGHTS TO GET YOU THROUGH ALMOST ANY CRISIS
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> 1 - Indecision is the key to flexibility.
> 2 - You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
> 3 - There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
> 4 - Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
> 5 - Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
> 6 - Sometimes too much drink is not enough.
> 7 - The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
> 8 - The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
> 9 - Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
> 10- Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before.
> 11- Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
> 12- Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
> 13- Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
> 14- I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
> 15- Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
> 16- All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
> 17- If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
> 18- One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
> 19- By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
> 20- Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
> 21- The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
> 22- There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
> 23- This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it.
> 24- Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.
> 25- The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize
> it's a 'do it yourself' thing.
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Terry Howerton Sakima Group, Inc. SCOUTER Magazine Kansas City |
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